It’s arrived. I have an Alcatel Speedtouch Pro ADSL router sat next to me. The manual is bigger than the device! – and it’s all in English, not one of those 6-language manuals. It goes into great depth about PPoA, PPTP, and how to wire up ethernet cables. Fortunately I found a quick-setup guide that will probably be a bit better.
I’ll have to wait until Sunday to use it though, I’m going away for the weekend walking! I hope this rain stops – it was snowing earlier.