The smaller but noisier food human tried to drown me! So what if I smell funny and have fleas, that’s no reason to try and drown me in the sink. I was out in the rain the other day, isn’t that enough of a “wash”? Wait till you’re asleep… just you wait.

The smaller but noisier food human tried to drown me! So what if I smell funny and have fleas, that's no reason to try and drown me in the sink. I was out in the rain the other day, isn't that enough of a "wash"? Wait till you're asleep... just you wait.

The smaller but noisier food human tried to drown me! So what if I smell funny and have fleas, that’s no reason to try and drown me in the sink. I was out in the rain the other day, isn’t that enough of a “wash”? Wait till you’re asleep… just you wait.

I like to sit on the stairs and walk in front of people when they’re at the top. When they try to move me, I bite them. It’s a fun game.

I like to sit on the stairs and walk in front of people when they're at the top. When they try to move me, I bite them. It's a fun game.

I like to sit on the stairs and walk in front of people when they’re at the top. When they try to move me, I bite them. It’s a fun game.