… so if you got it, that’s actually our fault but we can’t do anything about it.
I just paid my credit card, I got this rather nice email. Email has been suitably mangled to vainly hide the place issuing my credit card (although it’s really not hard to work it out if you’re moderately intelligent)
Spot the logical inconsistency, win a prize* I really like the bit where they refer to me as an ‘it’ at the end.
* Prize not real, prize not valid in countries where breathing oxygen is permitted. Limit of zero per entrant.
Dear You (although at the end of this message we refer to you as an ‘it’),Thank you for your payment made through Leading Brand Supermarket Credit Card.Payment was submitted on xx/yy/zzzz aa:bb and will take 4 working days to reach your account.Payment amount £ooo.oo.Best wishesSome BlokeMarketing Director, Place that owns most of your lifeMany internet users have recently been targeted through bogus e-mails by fraudsters claiming to be from their bank. These e-mails ask customers to provide their internet banking security details in order to reactivate their account or verify an e-mail address.Please be on your guard against e-mails that request any of your security details. If you receive an e-mail like this you should not respond.Please remember that, for security reasons, apart from when you create them at registration or when you change your Internet Pin or Password, we will only ever ask you to enter random characters from your Internet PIN and Password when you logon to this service.We would never ask you, by e-mail, to enter (or record) these details in full and we would therefore request that you do not respond to e-mails asking for this information.[Calls may be recorded]Please do not reply to this e-mail as the mailbox doesn’t accept incoming messages. If you have any comments or queries, we can be contacted via our website at Redacted.com.Supermarket Personal Finance plc. Registered in Scotland No. 12345. Registered office: Address of a mailbox where there aren’t actually any people present.Authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority.This e-mail message is confidential and for use by the addressee only. If you are not the addressee, please return the message to the sender by replying to it and then delete the message from your computer.Internet e-mails are not necessarily secure. Whoever Personal Finance plc does not accept responsibility for changes made to this message after it was sent.Whilst all reasonable care has been taken to avoid the transmission of viruses, it is the responsibility of the recipient to ensure the onward transmission, opening or use of this message and any attachments will not adversely affect its systems or data. No responsibility is accepted by Whatever Personal Finance plc in this regard and the recipient should carry out such virus and other checks as it considers appropriate.