This message is for the intended recipient only

… so if you got it, that’s actually our fault but we can’t do anything about it.

I just paid my credit card, I got this rather nice email. Email has been suitably mangled to vainly hide the place issuing my credit card (although it’s really not hard to work it out if you’re moderately intelligent)

Spot the logical inconsistency, win a prize* I really like the bit where they refer to me as an ‘it’ at the end.

* Prize not real, prize not valid in countries where breathing oxygen is permitted. Limit of zero per entrant.

Dear You (although at the end of this message we refer to you as an ‘it’),
Thank you for your payment made through Leading Brand Supermarket Credit Card.
Payment was submitted on xx/yy/zzzz aa:bb and will take 4 working days to reach your account.
Payment amount £ooo.oo.
Best wishes
Some Bloke
Marketing Director, Place that owns most of your life
Many internet users have recently been targeted through bogus e-mails by fraudsters claiming to be from their bank. These e-mails ask customers to provide their internet banking security details in order to reactivate their account or verify an e-mail address.
Please be on your guard against e-mails that request any of your security details. If you receive an e-mail like this you should not respond.
Please remember that, for security reasons, apart from when you create them at registration or when you change your Internet Pin or Password, we will only ever ask you to enter random characters from your Internet PIN and Password when you logon to this service.
We would never ask you, by e-mail, to enter (or record) these details in full and we would therefore request that you do not respond to e-mails asking for this information.
[Calls may be recorded]
Please do not reply to this e-mail as the mailbox doesn’t accept incoming messages. If you have any comments or queries, we can be contacted via our website at Redacted.com.
Supermarket Personal Finance plc. Registered in Scotland No. 12345. Registered office: Address of a mailbox where there aren’t actually any people present.
Authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority.
This e-mail message is confidential and for use by the addressee only. If you are not the addressee, please return the message to the sender by replying to it and then delete the message from your computer.
Internet e-mails are not necessarily secure. Whoever Personal Finance plc does not accept responsibility for changes made to this message after it was sent.
Whilst all reasonable care has been taken to avoid the transmission of viruses, it is the responsibility of the recipient to ensure the onward transmission, opening or use of this message and any attachments will not adversely affect its systems or data. No responsibility is accepted by Whatever Personal Finance plc in this regard and the recipient should carry out such virus and other checks as it considers appropriate.

Today’s bizarre scam email, with headers and free PDF

Is even weirder than usual in that if you read it, it doesn’t ask you to do anything, it just explains some account is about to receive an immense sum of money. The account isn’t mine, and it’s not a “lost” account that I need to give my details to transfer money out of… If you’re going to scam me, at least tell me what to do so I can get scammed. 2/10 – try harder.

It came as a PDF and won’t let me copy the text out of it, so here’s an image of the page to look at. Click for bigger image.

And here’s a link to the PDF itself
CLEARING HOUSE

And for those of you who like mail headers, here they are

Delivered-To: my-gmail-address@gmail.com
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        Wed, 8 Dec 2010 05:09:45 -0800 (PST)
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Return-Path: 
Received: from vger.kernel.org (vger.kernel.org [209.132.180.67])
        by mx.google.com with ESMTP id v32si3566367yba.36.2010.12.08.05.09.36;
        Wed, 08 Dec 2010 05:09:38 -0800 (PST)
Received-SPF: pass (google.com: best guess record for domain of linux-admin-owner@vger.kernel.org designates 209.132.180.67 as permitted sender) client-ip=209.132.180.67;
Authentication-Results: mx.google.com; spf=pass (google.com: best guess record for domain of linux-admin-owner@vger.kernel.org designates 209.132.180.67 as permitted sender) smtp.mail=linux-admin-owner@vger.kernel.org; dkim=neutral (body hash did not verify) header.i=@yahoo.com
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Date:	Wed, 8 Dec 2010 05:09:19 -0800 (PST)
From:	Freedlehman 
Reply-To: freedlehman1@live.com
Subject: RE:PAYMENT NOTICE PLEASE DOWNLOAD
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GMail thinks I am German…

Weird German GMail error
Weird German GMail error

The error message says

Lieber Nutzer,

in Deutschland heißt unser E-Mail-Service Google Mail, nicht Gmail.

Sie können Ihre E-Mails in Deutschland direkt unter http://mail.google.com abrufen.

Ihr Google-Team

Der E-Mail-Service von Google ist in Deutschland nicht mehr über die von Ihnen eingegebene URL abrufbar.

Allgemeine Informationen zu Google finden Sie in Deutschland wie gewohnt unter www.google.de oder www.google.com.

Which translated using Babelfish comes out as

Dear user, in Germany is called our email service google mail, not Gmail. They can call up your emails in Germany directly under http://mail.google.com. Their googleteam The email service of does not google is in Germany any more over the URL entered by you callably. General information too google find you in Germany as used under www.google.de or www.google.com.
Kind of confused why I’m seeing this given I’m sat in the UK…

Cleaning out my mailbox

I’ve just pruned my GMail, chopping it down from a flabby 780MB to a leaner 500MB, mostly by deleting bulk adverts, spam and a few high-volume mailing lists I no longer read. While unsubscribing I came across the slightly controversial new-look Daily Dilbert mails.

Dilber’s ace, I read it every day, but since they started producing an RSS feed I’ve been tracking it in there instead, so I have no need to see the daily email.

It’s fortunate then that they provide this handy URL for me to click on…

If the link to unsubscribe does not work, please visit http://dilbert.com/manage_subscriptions.process/eyJHcm91cElEc19VbnN1YnNjcmliZSI6WzNdLCJFdmVudElEIjoxOCwiRGF0ZVN0
cmlwIjoiMjAwOC0wNy0yNSIsIkhhc2giOiI5NTM2ZTM3YjY1Yzk2MmU4ZjVl
YjE1ZDk0NDdmOGFkYyIsIlVzZXJJRCI6IjU3NDY2IiwiUmVnaXN0ZXJEYXRlIj
oiMjAwOC0wNC0xMCAxOTozMTo0OSJ9/
. Do not reply to this email, it is not monitored.

Yeah…