This seemed a better idea at the time. Now I am strangely annoyed, I’m going to stare at the wall and flick my tail, that might help.
Look at me, I’m a work human. Off to work I go.
Stupid human isn’t able to tell the difference between a courgette and a cucumber.
PS, try that cucumber thing on me and it’ll be the last thing you ever do.
My non-evil housemate has returned. I’ll scare her off in a moment. Later we might go out for a fight in the garden, or race around the house at 4am growling at each other.
Yeah mate, been out fighting, innit. Got me a nice scratch and swollen nose. Should have seen the other one!
Go away, is too warm. Today I pretend to be roadkill kitty. Normal biting will return later.
The smaller but noisier food human tried to drown me! So what if I smell funny and have fleas, that’s no reason to try and drown me in the sink. I was out in the rain the other day, isn’t that enough of a “wash”? Wait till you’re asleep… just you wait.
Ohai! Yes, today I is plants.
You might say you need some underpants, food human, but I dare you to try and get them…