The smaller but noisier food human tried to drown me! So what if I smell funny and have fleas, that’s no reason to try and drown me in the sink. I was out in the rain the other day, isn’t that enough of a “wash”? Wait till you’re asleep… just you wait.
Ohai! Yes, today I is plants.
You might say you need some underpants, food human, but I dare you to try and get them…
Hey Primary Food Human, ‘sup?
I like to sit on the stairs and walk in front of people when they’re at the top. When they try to move me, I bite them. It’s a fun game.
The big dumb not-cat is losing its fur again. The humans keep stealing it.